Currently hitting venues across North America on his “There’s No Such Thing As Monsters” tour celebrating 20 years of “Transylvania 90210”, world-renowned fearsome frontman Wednesday 13 returns with the second single cut from his new full-length album, “Mid Death Crisis”, set to drop on April 25, 2025 via Napalm Records.
Following acclaimed, ultra-catchy latest single “When The Devil Commands”, brand new second single “In Misery” is a spooky rager, scratching the itch of both goth-punk and sleaze metal while deftly ebbing and flowing amid heavy genre influences and an earworm hook!
There are too many love songs out there about people confessing their love to one another. I wanted to do the exact opposite, and confess the misery of being in a bad relationship. Hopelessly, madly in misery with someone. I see it every day, people miserable together. I see it almost as much as I see people happily together. Some people enjoy misery, and this song is about enjoying that misery as much as someone in Love.
After returning in 2022 with his widely-acclaimed full-length album “Horrifier” (#8 US Top New Artist Albums), as well as several major tours supporting his solo work and celebrated Murderdolls reunion shows, the Duke of Spook is back with “Mid Death Crisis”! Wednesday 13 dubs the album as a fun, campy, “leave-your-brain-at-the-door” rager and a true return to his hard-rocking roots! Produced by guitarist Alex Kane (Life, Sex & Death, Enuff Z’Nuff, Antiproduct) and mixed by Steve Evetts (The Dillinger Escape Plan, Prong, DevilDriver) the album oozes infectious 80s sleaze metal energy.
Eerie introductory track “There’s No Such Thing As Monsters” vibrates with electricity before industrial-tinged “Decease and Desist” kicks in full blast. Wednesday 13’s trademark crooning wastes no time entering the fold as he careens through the high-octane horror anthem. First single “When the Devil Commands” instantly proves itself as a stunner with an unforgettable hook, charging arena rock-laden drum production and chugging guitars, before tracks like “Rotting Away” and “Blood Storm” ensnare with metallic goth-punk energy that will have crowds moving wall to wall. Featuring Faster Pussycat’s Taime Downe on guest vocals, standout heavy rocker “No Apologies” is a fast-romping exorcism of toxic demons, while the triumphant mini-murder ballad “Decapitation” riles up listeners with a catchy lead riff before making a hard left into a theatrical bridge straight out of a sinister 60s sock hop! Ragers like “In Misery”, “Xanaxtasy” and “Sick and Violent”explore various genres of metal, injecting the album with elements of gripping heaviness for any listener, while downtempo stunners “I Hurt You” and “My Funeral” approach a more pensive territory.
Although its title, “Mid Death Crisis”, may suggest otherwise, Wednesday 13 shows zero signs of stopping on this refreshingly powerful and multi-faceted entry into the band’s hall of horrific history!
Pre-Order the New Album, “Mid Death Crisis”, HERE:
“Mid Death Crisis” track listing:
1. There’s No Such Thing As Monsters
2. Decease and Desist
3. When the Devil Commands
4. Rotting Away
5. No Apologies (feat. Taime Downe)
6. Decapitation
7. In Misery
8. Blood Storm
9. Xanaxtasy
10. I Hurt You
11. My Funeral
12. Sick and Violent
“Mid Death Crisis” will be available in the following formats:
– 1LP Gatefold TURQUOISE MARBLED incl. 12″ booklet (24pp) – limited to 300 copies –NEW!!
– 1LP Gatefold RED/BLACK CROSS w/ 12″ booklet (24pp), slipmat, record butler, 2 beer coasters, 2 postcards and 2 stickers – SOLD OUT!!
– 1LP Gatefold BLACK
– 1CD Digisleeve
-Digital Album
The North American “There’s No Such Thing As Monsters” tour is happening now – celebrating 20 years of “Transylvania 90210” and including a “best of” Murderdolls set!
See below for all tour dates, including the following UK/EU “Summer Blood Storm” headline run.
Remaining “There’s No Such Thing As Monsters” North American Headline Tour
w/ Stitched Up Heart, Dead Rabbits, I Ya Toyah
28.03.25 US – San Antonio, TX / Paper Tiger
29.03.25 US – Dallas, TX / Trees
30.03.25 US – Houston, TX / Warehouse Live
01.04.25 US – Birmingham, AL / Saturn
02.04.25 US – Knoxville, TN / Open Chord
04.04.25 US – Atlanta, GA / The Loft @ Centerstage
05.04.25 US – Raleigh, NC / Chapel Of Bones
06.04.25 US – Greenville, SC / Radio Room
08.04.25 US – Baltimore, MD / The Recher
09.04.25 US – Leesburg, VA / Tally Ho
10.04.25 US – Sayreville, NJ / Starland Ballroom
12.04.25 US – Hampton Beach, NH / Wallys
13.04.25 CA – Montreal, QC / Foufounes Electrique
15.04.25 CA – Toronto, ON / Lee’s Palace
16.04.25 US – Buffalo, NY / Rec Room
18.04.25 US – New York, NY / The Gramercy
19.04.25 US – Stroudsburg, PA / Sherman Theater
20.04.25 US – Lititz, PA / Mickey’s Black Box
22.04.25 US – Pittsburgh, PA / Crafthouse
23.04.25 US – Cleveland, OH / Mercury
25.04.25 US – Columbus, OH / The Kings Of Clubs
26.04.25 US – Flint, MI / Machine Shop
27.04.25 US – Cadillac, MI / Venue Event Center
29.04.25 US – Joliet, IL / The Forge
30.04.25 US – Madison, WI / The Annex
02.05.25 US – Denver, CO / Oriental Theater
03.05.25 US – Colorado Springs, CO / Black Sheep
“Summer Blood Storm” UK/EU Headline Tour
w/ Fearless Vampire Killers (UK dates only)
24.07.25 UK – Buckley / Tivoli
25.07.25 UK – EBBW Vale / Steelhouse Festival
26.07.25 UK – Birmingham / Asylum
27.07.25 UK – Preston / The Blitz
29.07.25 UK – Sheffiled / Corporation
30.07.25 UK – Brighton / Chalk
03.08.25 CZ – Prague / Rock Cafe
05.08.25 AT – Vienna / Simm City *
06.08.25 AT – Salzburg / Rockhouse
07.08.25 DE – Saarbrücken / The Garage *
08.08.25 BE – Kortrijk / Alcatraz Festival
09.08.25 NL – Utrecht / De Helling
* w/ Static X
Wednesday 13 is:
Wednesday 13 – Lead Vocals / Guitar
Jack Tankersley – Guitar
Troy Doebbler – Bass
Mike Dupke – Drums
Ashes – Lead Guitar