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Ghost’s ‘Ghildo’ sold out fast, almost like Pig Destroyer’s butt plugs
A purple “ghildo” that was fashioned after Ghost‘s new vocalist was part of a new “Mother’s Day Collection” of band’s memorabilia. You only have to pay $130 for it. The purple moulded silicone dildo measures 7 inches in length and 2 inches in girth, and it features 3D moulded face details. A uniquely hand-numbered card is included, and it has a silky drawstring bag. Additionally, only 666 pieces were produced, making it extremely special to Rockabilia. When information about the collection and its availability went up online, within minutes, the majority of the items, including the dildo mentioned earlier, were gone. Things with a ghost motif that you would stick up in your squishy parts are not new. This is normal because they have previously given a dildo/butt plug gift set, and each time it resulted in absurdly quick sellouts. The sex toy trend has been adopted by other bands. A special edition box set of Rammstein‘s 2009 album “Liebe ist für alle da” was famously available, and it included six dildos that were fashioned after the band members’ personal dicks. Health sold buttplugs at their gigs, and Gwar collaborated with specialty dildo maker Bad Dragon to release a fuckable Cuttlefish of Cthulhu.
Alas, the ghildos have vanished. Pig Destroyer also posted a series of their own butt plugs on their Bandcamp website. The band is offering its fans the gift of choice for Bandcamp Friday, with the hilariously called “Plug Destroyer Butt Plugs”—as long as that option includes the Pig Destroyer-themed butt plug they want to jam in their crullers. Unfortunately, these are also sold out at press time. Who knows what else will be made for sale now…